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| Posted by Kenneth Tai on 09-Aug-2005 | Crazy With FrankyA man went to a plastic surgeon to get work done on his penis. The doctor, curious, asked what had happened to it. "Well," the patient said, "I live in a trailer court. A gorgeous buxom creature lives in the trailer next to mine. I used to peek into her trailer and I saw that she had a habit. Each afternoon she'd take a frankfurter from her refrigerator and put it in a hole on her trailer floor. Then she'd sit on it and have a ball."
"She nearly drove me crazy. So I got a bright idea. One day I got under her trailer and when she slid the frankfurter into the hole, I slid it out and slipped my penis up through the hole." "She sat down on it and everything was great until there was a knock at the door."
"And then?" said the doctor. "Aw hell," the patient explained.
"That's when she tried to kick it under the stove."
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| Posted by Alicia Crow on 09-Aug-2005 | Quick Lesbian JokeQ: What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 state workers in the same room?
A: A hundred people who dont do dick.
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| Posted by Jonathan D. Oneand on 09-Aug-2005 | Mystery Orange PenisMan goes to the doctor, "Doctor, my penis is orange. What can I do about it?"
Doctor scratches his head, says "I've never seen anything like it. Take these pills and come back in a week and see if there are any changes."
The guy comes back in a week, his dick is still orange.
Doctor says, "Let's see if we can figure out what is causing this. Tell me about your life-style."
Guy says "I'm single, live alone, just a normal type."
Doctor: "How do you spend your evenings?"
"I like to watch porno videos and eat Cheetos. Why?"
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| Posted by Jack Rabbitson on 09-Aug-2005 | Red Head Vs BlondeWhat's the difference between a blonde and a redhead in bed?
A blonde let's you leave the bed when you are satisfied - a redhead let's you leave the bed when SHE is satisfied.
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| Posted by brian brams on 09-Aug-2005 | Nurse SwallowsDid you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
She gave herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy, a hysterectomy, and circumcised three of the doctors on her shift.
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| Posted by Rob on 09-Aug-2005 | Red Haired BabyAfter their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the obstetrician Dr. Cohen.
"Doctor," Mr. Spiegel said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine."
"Nonsense," the doctor said. "Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool."
"It isn't possible," the man insisted. "This can't be, our families on both sides had jet black hair for generations."
"Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this. How often do you have sex?"
Spiegel seemed a bit ashamed. "I've been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice every few months"
"There you have it!" the doctor Cohen said confidently. "its just rust."
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