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| Posted by Nikki L. Heller on 12-Aug-2005 | Cream of cornThree people living in a appartment, two of the people are having sex. The girl is in the time of the month. The room mate is in the other room hearing the people having sex. After a little while he gose in the next room and \"what are you doing?\" The other guy said \"eating pizza!\"
By Mike Rose
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():sex jokes (1888): Two Dicks(originally three) |
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| Posted by Bob LobLaw on 12-Aug-2005 | Two Dicks(originally three)Two dicks were sitting together one day and talking. The first one says, \"I like my master, he plays with me.\"
The second one speaks out and says, \"Well, I don\'t like my master, because he sticks me in and out of a cave and I end up throwing up.\"
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| Posted by christine margolis on 12-Aug-2005 | 3 nuns3 nuns went to a chips shop and the first nun asked can i have some chips with some sauce, the second nun asked the same as the first nun but asked for no ketchup all the nuns put the chips under there vagina and went home.
when they got home the third nun looked at hir chips and said \"hey i didnt ask for any ketchup and why is it all watery\"
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():sex jokes (1888): what did snow white say when she sat on pinnochios... |
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| Posted by Zarra on 12-Aug-2005 | what did snow white say when she sat on pinnochios...what did snow white say when she sat on pinnochios nose? tell a lie!!!!
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| Posted by David M. Pyle on 12-Aug-2005 | The Fallin\' JokeThere was a town in California were everybody
commited audultry.They were always going to
the town priest for forgiveness.The priest
was suprised how many people commited
audultry.He said,\"If you do not stop
commiting audultry I will leave this church.\"
The people did not want to loose this priest
because he was nice so they made a codename
for audultry,\'fallin\'.The priest latered
died and the town got another priest to
replace him.He was new and did not
understand why everyone was \'fallin\'.One day
he went to the mayors office and said,\"You
need to get new sidewalks or do something
about the asphalt because everybody is
falling.\"The mayor started to laugh a little
but the priest said,\"I would not be laughing
if I were you.Your wife has fallin three
times this week.\"
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| Posted by Steve M. Smith on 12-Aug-2005 | Chunk1. Chunk!
2.Chum!
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