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():sex jokes (1888): Credit Card Commercial That Never Was |
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| Posted by Anna K on 12-Aug-2005 | Credit Card Commercial That Never WasCover Charge: $15.00
Round of Drinks: $23.00
Table Dance: $30.00
Another Round of Drinks: $23.00
Couch Dance and Tips: $50.00
A Round of Shots: $34.00
Another Round of Drinks: $23.00
Lap Dance and Hand Job: $100.00
Private Dance and Hotel Room: $500.00
Sending her on her way without having to cuddle or listen to her:
...........PRICELESS!
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| Posted by Aaron knight on 12-Aug-2005 | Care to go upstairs?A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.
"Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband asked.
"Shh!" said the bride "All the neighbors will know what we're about to do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we'll have to ask each other in code. For example, how about asking, 'Have you left the washing machine door open' instead?"
So, the following night, the husband asks, "I don't suppose you left the washing machine door open, did you?"
"No, I definitely shut it," replied the wife who rolled over and fell asleep.
When she woke up however, she was feeling a little frisky herself and she nudged her husband and said, "I think I did leave the washing machine door open after all. Would you like to do some washing?"
"No, thanks," said the husband. "It was only a small load so I did it by hand."
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| Posted by Tomy on 12-Aug-2005 | Snake lights and bushesonce there was a boy who wanted to take a shower wit his dad so he asks the dad and the dad said ok as long as u dont look down so the boy agree\'s and they get in the shower and the boy looks down and says dady dady whats that the dad says that is his snake so the boy gets out and see\'s his mom about to get in so he ask\'s her if he could go in the shower wit her and she says ok as long as you dont look up or down so the boy says ok and him and his mom go in the shower and he looks up and says momy momy wat are those she says those are my head-lights so the boy says ok and looks down and says momy momy what is that she said that is her bush so the boy says ok. Later that night the boy see\'s his mom and dad about to go in bed and the boy says can i come in to they said yes as long as you dont look under the covers so the boy says yes i wont but of corse he does and the boy says \"MOMY MOMY TURN ON YOUR HEAD-LIGHTS DADY\'S SNAKE IS GOING FOR YOUR BUSH!
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| Posted by Lisa M. Funkychicken on 12-Aug-2005 | EatingWhat do you call a dinosaur that eats a lot of pussy?
A lick-a-lot-o-pus
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| Posted by lou e. king on 12-Aug-2005 | Eatingwhat do you call a dinosaur that eats a lot of pussy?
A lick-a-lot-o-pus
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():sex jokes (1888): Headlights, Snake, and Garden |
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| Posted by Hallie C. Knap on 12-Aug-2005 | Headlights, Snake, and GardenOne day there was a man and a woman and they decided to get married. So after they got married they adopted a boy about 8 or
9. The next day the man said to the woman that he was going to have a shower but the little boy said i want to get in the shower tooooooooo, so they both got in the shower and the man says whatever you do don't look down. So of course the boy looks down and he says, "What is that daddy?" So that dad says thats my Snake so the boy says o.k. Once they get out of the shower the mom says to the dad thaht she was going to have a shower and the little boy says but I want to have a shower tooooooooo, so they both go to have a shower and the mom says whatever you do don't look up OR down so of course the boy looks up AND down and when he looks up he says whats that mommy and the mom says those are my headlights and then he looks down and he says what is that mom and she says that is my garden so the boy says ok so they both get out of the shower and that night the mom and dad get into their bed and the little boy says but i want to get into the bed to so they say o.k. So in the middle of the night the little boy says, "Mommy Mommy turn on your headlights there's a Snake in your Garden.
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