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| Posted by Brandi J. Austin on 09-Aug-2005 | CruftsDid you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
He got 16 months.
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| Posted by Pussy Licker on 09-Aug-2005 | 3 VampiresThe first vampire goes into a bar and asks the tender for a glass of blood.
The tender says ok and gives it to him.
The second does the same, but when the third vampire comes in he asks for a glass of water.
Shocked the tender asks "Why are you asking for a glass of water?".
Calmly, the vampire reaches into his pocket and pulls out a bloody tampon and said, "It's tea time!"
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| Posted by JESSEluvr4life on 09-Aug-2005 | Don't stop!Mom:
Didn't I tell you if any guy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"?
Daughter:
But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop"
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| Posted by Chris W. Hoover on 09-Aug-2005 | When will I get one?A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower.
It's at that moment she spots his penis.
Pointing at it she says.....
"Daddy, daddy, when will I get one of those?"
The dad looks at the little girl, looks out the door, looks back at the little girl and winks.... "When your mommy goes to the mall!"
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| Posted by LesFesses on 09-Aug-2005 | Women are like....How are women like parking spaces?
The good ones are always taken, and the free ones are mostly handicapped.
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| Posted by p.l. on 09-Aug-2005 | GolfersA golfer asked his buddy, "Who is that I saw you playing golf with yesterday"?
"That is my new girlfriend, and she has been beating me in golf. It's worth it though, because she gives me the best blowjobs I've ever had!"
"I've got bad news for you, that is not a girl that is a man."
"Oh no, that rotten, no good S.O.B. has been using the ladies tees!"
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