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| Posted by Cath L. Currey on 13-Aug-2005 | CubicsWhat do a cubics cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with them the harder they become.
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| Posted by goin' wild on 13-Aug-2005 | S.O.S. (square of sex)One day my teacher Mrs.rosolak was fucking her dad, who was fucking her mom, who was fucking another teacher named Mr.Della Penna, who was fucking Osama Bin Laden, who was fucking a student named Brandon Brassett, who was fucking Mrs.Rosolak. Now do you know what S.O.S. (square of sex) means now?
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| Posted by Oliver P. Burton on 13-Aug-2005 | Condom brandSubway Condoms: "Eat Fresh"
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| Posted by Max Margulies on 13-Aug-2005 | The ElevatorTwo Men were in the Elevator, as the door opens the one man said to the other, I want to GO UP not down and the other man replied DONT WE ALL!
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| Posted by mj van wat on 13-Aug-2005 | Voodoo dickthis guy was going on a bisness trip and he didnt want his wife to cheat on him so he went to the store and asked the guy what should he do if he doesnt want his wife to cheat so the store owner pulled out a puney little dick out of a box and the guy said what is this and the owner said voodoo dick and the owner explained that you have to tell it what to do like voodoo dick wall (and it put sperm all over the wall) and then the owner said to get it to stop you said voodoo dick box and it goes back in the box if you dont say that then it wont stop so the guy bought it then he bought home and he told his wife how to work it but he didnt tell his wife how to make it stop so he left she said voodoo dick my mouth then it went in to her mouth then she said voodoo dick my pussy and then it did it but then after a while she wanted it to stop but she didnt know how to make it stop so she ran out the house got in her car and she was speeding down the highway and the voodoo dick was chasing her so then she started to go faster and then the cops stopped her and he said miss you was speeding and she was explaing to him the story about voodoo dick and the officer said ha ha ha voodoo dick my ass.....
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| Posted by Savannah S. David on 13-Aug-2005 | Gum jokewhat goes in hard and comes out soft ? bubble gum
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