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| Posted by Frank Campos on 13-Aug-2005 | CUP CAKESTHERE WAS A GIRL AND A MOM WALKING DOWN THE PARK THE GIRL SAW SOMEONE HAVING SEX SHE ASKED MOMMY MOMMY WHAT ARE THEY DOING SHE SAID MAKING CUP CAKES LATER SHE SEES SOMEONE
ELSE HAVING SEX SHE SAID MOMMY WHAT ARE THEY DOING SHE SAID HAVING CUP CAKES LATER THAT NIGHT HER MOM AND DAD WERE HAVING SEX THEN THE LITTLE GIRL SAID MOM WERE YOU AND DAD HAVING CUP CAKES CAUSE I LICKED THE CREAM FILLING OF THE SOFA
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| Posted by Diana Shalmi on 13-Aug-2005 | The BushOne day a boy comes home from school and walked in on his mother, who was in the shower. The boy looks down and says,"Mom,Whats that!" looking down at her vagina area. His mother looks at him disturbed and replies,"Oh honey thats just my BUSH."
The next day the boy comes home from school he walks in on his mom who was in the shower again.The boy looks down and screams,"Mom,What happened to your BUSH!" His mother looks at him and said,"Oh honey I think I lost it."(she shaved her pubic hair)
The very next day the boy excitedly comes running in the house and yells to his mother,"Mom I-I found your BUSH!!" His mother looking shocked ask,"Oh honey where did you find my BUSH?" The boy says to his mother,"The next door lady has it and shes rubbing it in daddys face!"
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| Posted by Jeffrey Jones D. Jones on 13-Aug-2005 | The bad EducationA guys occupation is to stick his cocupation into a womens ventalation to increase the worlds population.i learnt this of a board of education so if you want a demonstration just lay down!!
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| Posted by Shelly Mclaughlin on 13-Aug-2005 | Bowling 4 womenHow is a woman a lot like a bowling ball?
You finger her 3 times, fuck her down the alley, and the bitch still comes back 4 more.
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():sex jokes (1888): Definition of a bastard........................................ |
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| Posted by sarah reis on 13-Aug-2005 | Definition of a bastard........................................Definition of a bastard...................
a man who screws u all night with a 2 inch dick and kisses u god bye in the morning with a 12 inch tounge!!!!!!!!
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| Posted by Wasabi angel on 13-Aug-2005 | Micheal JacksonWhat do Micheal Jackson and Wal-Mart have in common?
They both have little boys pants half-off!
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