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| Posted by Andy N. Arena on 14-Aug-2005 | Cute KidThis is a true story
One day as a 6 month pregnant woman was getting ready for her
shower her little boy walked in and said, "Mommy, you're gettin
fat!" the mom said to her little boy, "yes, i told you, i am
going to have a baby and it is growin in my stomach. To that the
boy replied "i know that there is a baby growing in your stomach
but what is growing in your but?"
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| Posted by I Like Cheese You Like Cheese on 14-Aug-2005 | AdvertisementsKIX CONDOMS- Kid tested, mother approved.
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| Posted by Darrick R. Adams on 14-Aug-2005 | VegetariansWhat does a cannibal do after he eats a vegeterian?
He throws away the wheelchair.
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| Posted by scott m on 14-Aug-2005 | yo mamayo mama
http://www.funny.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/Funny.woa/8/wo/
REqls000uy6yzO7SF4/39.3.1.25?37,36so bold headed she had to blow
on her for her head to dry
by angel
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| Posted by luvlygirl on 14-Aug-2005 | Didn't Order a HotdogTwo gentlemen are driving down the interstate and decide to stop
at a Truck Stop for dinner. They sit at the counter and when the
waitress arrives, both gentlemen order hamburgers.
The waitress promptly goes to the freezer, pulls out two
patties, and places one each under each arm. When asked what the
hell is going on, she calmly explains that they have no way to
defrost the patties since the microwave is broken.
One man says to the other, "Boy, I'm sure glad I didn't order a
hotdog."
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| Posted by hiyayaywhopee on 14-Aug-2005 | Need to Go to the BathroomOne day I was wating for my train at a train station. All of the
sudden I had a real urge to take a crap. So, I was about to go
to the bathroom when the train came.
On the train I sat next to a really hot guy. He started talking
to me so I didn't go to the bathroom. Then he invited me to go
over his house. I had to say yes.
Once inside his house I gasped, it was HUGE! Then he said he had
to change. Finally, I had a chance to go crap. I looked and
looked for a bathroom but I couldn't find it. Then I turned
around and saw that there was a bathroom about 10 feet away!
I felt so week but I walked and walked to bathroom. When I was 3
feet away from it I saw a dog. It was a big dalmatian showing
off it's fangs. I could't reach the bathroom, so I had to thing
of another idea.
That's when I got the perfect idea! I decided to crap on the
floor and the guy would think the dog did it. So that's exactly
what I did.
2 minutes later the guy came back. He asked me what smelled. I
said that I didn't know (although I did) So we looked around to
see what smelled. We passed the hallway that the dog was by. So
I said "Look! Your dog pooped! That's what smells!" He looked at
me strangely. "That can't be!" "Why?" I asked. "That's a stuffed
animal..." he replied.
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