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| Posted by snoop dogg on 09-Aug-2005 | Dad and Son on a roaThis guy was taking his son on a roadtrip...and the man pulls out a bottle of beer. The son looking so amazed goes "Dad can i have one?"
The man replies "Can your dick touch ur ass?"
the son says "No" the dad replies "Then your not old enough" A few miles later the dad pulls out a ciggarette. The son says "Dad can i have a drag" The dad goes " Can your dick touch your ass?"
the son replies once more "No"...The dad then stops off at a gas station noticing that his son isnt having too much fun and buys him a lottery ticket...Turns out the lottery ticket was a winning one.. The dad then goes to the son "Hey how bout u share some of that with ur old man" The sone then replies "Can your dick touch ur ass?"
and the dad in excitement bursts out screaming "Yes Yes Yes!" and the son replies....
"Good...go fuck yourself then..."
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| Posted by Max Willman on 09-Aug-2005 | ShoppingA guy goes out to buy a pair of shoes. He sees these boots in the front window and buys them. When he went home he asked his wife if seh noticed anything different about him and he replied "no."
He asked her again, "Come on look harder. Do u notice anything different about me?"
the wife replied "no."
So we went to the bathroom and and took off all of his clothes, and only had his boots on and came out. This time he asked her a little bit louder,"DO YOU NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT ABOUT ME! she replied, "no your penus was hanging down yesterday, its hanging down today and it will hang down tomorrow!" the husband said "do you know why its hanging down? because its looking at my new boots! the wufe replied "oh you should have brought a hat instead.
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| Posted by thomas mindenhall on 09-Aug-2005 | Traveling SalesmenTwo traveling salesman driving across kansas, the car breaks down so they walk to the farmers house and ask him if they can stay the night. the farmer replies "well" I have only one extra room next to my daughter's and I have a couch, but the dog sleeps on the couch so you will both have to share the same bed. they look at each other and say "what the hell" neither of us is gay so It will be ok for one night.one guy wakes up in the middle of the night and says to his coworker, Man I've got to sneak over to the daughter's room and get some of that, she is a real fox and I've got the biggist woody I've ever had, as a matter of fact It's about 3 inches bigger than It's ever been, the coworker replies "well" your going to have to take me with you. why is that he asks? Because thats "my Dick" your holding.
over to the daughter
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| Posted by Isis D. Belle on 09-Aug-2005 | BobsQ. What do you call two gay guys named Bob?
A. Oral Roberts
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| Posted by pyroguy_3 on 09-Aug-2005 | PREGNANT NUNQ. HOW DO YOU GET A NUN PREGNANT? A.DRESS HER UP AS AN ALTER BOY.
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| Posted by Jordan L. Lee on 09-Aug-2005 | FRISCO BLONDESQ. WHY DONT BLONDS IN SANFRANCISCO WARE MINIE SKIRTS? A. THER BALLS HANG OUT.
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