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| Posted by Lindsey L. D on 12-Aug-2005 | Daddy!!!!!!This couple were going on there first date.The guy had gone to pick his date up for dancing her father goes.\"You two going dancing\"The boy replyed yes and her dad says\"She loves to screw she\'d screw all night if she could\".A few hours later she comes and yells at her dad\"Daddy!!!!!!It\'s called the twist.
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| Posted by Paul S. Morette on 12-Aug-2005 | How funnyA girl walks into a hair salon and she is eating a muffin and the man next to her says hunny your going to get hair on your muffin and the girl says so I\'m going to get big boobies some day so what
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| Posted by Isis D. Belle on 12-Aug-2005 | Thanksgiving/christmaswrite christmas on one foot and thanksgiving on the other foot and ask to spend some time between the holidays
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| Posted by brittiny on 12-Aug-2005 | All about the F-wordPerhaps one of the most interesting and colourful words in the english language is the word \"fuck.\" It is the one magical word which by just its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
\"Fuck\" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as verb both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an active verb (John really gives a fuck), or a passive verb (Mary really doesn\'t give a fuck), or a noun (Mary is a fine fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful). It should be obvious now that there are not many words as versatile as \"fuck.\"
Besides its sexual connotation, this lovely word can be used to describe many situations:
Fraud: I got fucked by my insurance agent.
Dismay: Oh, fuck it!
Problem: I guess I\'m fucked now.
Aggression: Fuck you.
Passive: Fuck me.
Confusion: What the fuck?
Difficulty: I can\'t understand this fucking business.
Despair: Fucked again.
Philosophical: Who gives a fuck?
Religious: Holy Fuck.
Incompetence: He\'s all fucked up.
Laziness: He just fucks about.
Displeasure: What the fuck is going on?
Rebellion: Fuck off!
Surprise: Fucking Incredible!
It can be used in descriptive anatomy - He\'s a fucking asshole.
It can be used to tell time - It\'s five fucking thirty.
It can be used in business - How did I get this fucking job?
It can be a prediction - Oh, will I get fucked.
It can have maternal connotations - as in \"Mother Fucker.\"
It can be nautical - Fuck the Admiral.
It can be political - Fuck Reagan.
It can open the door to wonderful relationships - \"let\'s fuck.\"
It can be used to enhance the meaning of a word - as in Beautifuckingful, Terfuckingific or Absofuckinglutely.
The mind is fairly boggled at the many many creative uses. How could anyone be offended when you say \"fuck?\" Use it in your daily speech! It adds to your prestige.
Today tell someone \"Fuck You.\"
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| Posted by Nicola Smith on 12-Aug-2005 | The Difference!What do Will young and a washing machine have in common?
They both get turned on by KNOBS!
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| Posted by Button on 12-Aug-2005 | A vampire and his bloodA vampire walked into a pub and went up to the bar and asked can I have a pint of blood, mate? The barman looks at his suspiciously and then says sorry mate we do not sell blood. The vampire walks out and walks into the next pub and the same reply was given as before. He starts to get annoyed and so he walks into the pub at the end of the road and asks the barman can I have a pint of hot water please, mate? The barman looks at him and then gives him the pint of hot water. He then asks whats with the hot water? The vampire pulls out his tampon and says tea-time!!
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