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| Posted by Mark A. O'Neill on 10-Aug-2005 | Daddy's birdThere was this dad who was so unbelievably shy, and when his little daughter
first saw him naked and wondered what his 'thingy' was, he answered; "Well,
err..., ehhh..., that is my little bird it is". His daughter was baffled by the
fact that men and/or boys were so lucky as to have their own bird, but she was
eventually persuaded and went to bed as any other night.
When the father woke up again, he was experiencing the ultimate, and I mean
really ultimate, pain! His daughter was at his side and he asked;
"Ohhhhhhh, moan, MOAN, moan..... My little daughter, WHAT has happened to
me?"
And the daughter answered;
"Well, I woke up in the middle of the night and decided I wanted to see your
birdy, and well, when I patted it for a while it SPITTED at me. I was *SO* mad
at it, so I wringed it's head off, broke all the eggs and burnt the nest!"
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| Posted by Anthony F. Williams on 10-Aug-2005 | Seminars For Men:1. Combating Stupidity.
2. You Can Do Housework Too.
3. PMS - Learning When to Keep Your Mouth Shut.
4. How to Fill an Ice Tray.
5. We do not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas. GIVE US MONEY.
6. Understanding the Female Response to your Coming in Drunk at 3am.
7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly called "Don't Wash my Silks").
8. Parenting - No, it doesn??™t End with Conception.
9. How not to Act like an Ass, when you are Obviously Wrong.
10. Get a Life - Learn to Cook.
11. Spelling - Even you can get it right.
12. You - The Weaker Sex.
13. Reasons to give Flowers.
14. How to stay awake after sex.
15. Why it is Unacceptable to relieve you anywhere but the Washroom.
16. Garbage - Getting it to the Curb.
17. The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake, Take a Shower.
18. I'll wear it if I Damn Well Please.
19. How to put the toilet lid down (formerly called "No, It's Not A Bidet").
20. Give me a Break - Why we know your excuses are B.S.
21. The Weekend and Sports are not Synonymous.
22. How to Go Shopping with your Mate without Getting Lost.
23. The Remote Control - Overcoming your Dependency.
24. Romanticism - Other Ideas Besides Sex.
25. Helpful Posture Hints for Couch Potatoes.
26. Changing your Underwear - It Really Works.
27. How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children.
28. You Too Can Be a Designated Driver.
29. Male Bonding - Leaving your Friends at Home.
30. Fluffing the Blankets after Releasing Gas is NOT Necessary.
31. The Attainable Goal - Omitting ]@#$&$ From Your Vocabulary.
32. Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson - Especially When Naked.
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| Posted by David Baughman on 10-Aug-2005 | Man crossing roadQ: Why did the man cross the road?
A: He heard the chicken was a slut.
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| Posted by GostaJill on 10-Aug-2005 | Beer on handQ: What is a man doing when he pours beer on his hand?
A: Getting his date drunk.
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| Posted by derosa_da_man on 10-Aug-2005 | Men like diapersQ: Why are men like diapers?
a: Because there always on your ass and usually full of s***.
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| Posted by Vampboy! on 10-Aug-2005 | Men and microwave dinnersWhy do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?
They like being able to both eat and make love in less than 5 minutes.
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