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| Posted by Angel on 10-Aug-2005 | Daddy's mathThe teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.
??? Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me."
??? Good. What comes after three."
???? Four???, answers the boy.
??? What comes after six?"
"Seven???.
??? Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a good job. What comes
after ten?"
??? A jack," says the kid.
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| Posted by Insults -r- us on 10-Aug-2005 | Man's heartQ: What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A: Through his chest with a sharp knife.
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| Posted by christina share on 10-Aug-2005 | Men and foreplay -IIQ: What's a man's idea of foreplay?
A: A half hour of begging.
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| Posted by Bess on 10-Aug-2005 | Men are like...high heelsMen are like...High Heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of
it.
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| Posted by kakyok on 10-Aug-2005 | Handcuffed manQ: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
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| Posted by Mira Maines on 10-Aug-2005 | Men are like...coolersMen are like...Coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
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