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| Posted by Jeremy A. Overton on 10-Aug-2005 | Daily Timings10:00 Wake up
10:02 Oral sex
10:10 Big breakfast
11:30 Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous babe with big hooters
2:15 Enormous lunch
3:15 Oral sex
3:25 Play sports with the guys
4:30 Drink beer with the guys
6:30 Meet Claudia Schiffer
6:40 Oral sex
6:50 Huge dinner, more beer
11:00 Full on, get down, gorilla sex
11:10 Sleep
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():battle of sexes (734): What's a man's idea of helping with the housework? |
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| Posted by Serena N. Tsukino on 10-Aug-2005 | What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?Q. What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?
A. Lifting his legs while you vacuum.
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| Posted by Rubber Ducky on 10-Aug-2005 | Where is the best place in a bookstoreQ. Where is the best place in a bookstore to find a man who is handsome, a
good lover, and a stimulating partner?
A. In the pages of a romance novel.
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| Posted by chicky pie on 10-Aug-2005 | How is a man like a used car?Q. How is a man like a used car?
A. Both are easy to get, cheap and unreliable.
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| Posted by michelle someone on 10-Aug-2005 | Keeping track with soybeansA woman was going through her husband's desk rawer and discovered three
soybeans in an envelope containing 30 dollars cash. So him about it.
And the husband said, "Well, I have to confess. Over the years, I haven't been
completely faithful to you. But every time I cheated, I put a soybean in the
drawer to remind myself." ??? So where did the thirty dollars come from?" she
asked.
"Well, when soybeans hit ten dollars a bushel, I decided to sell."
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| Posted by Tim T. Tinnit on 10-Aug-2005 | A typical maleA man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to
give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what
she does with the money.
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her
hair done, new make up, buys several new outfits, and dresses up very nicely for
the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him
because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf
clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she
presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him
because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the
$5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint
account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves
him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money,
and then he married the one with the largest breasts.
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