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| Posted by Countess E. Bathori on 14-Aug-2005 | Damn fat ass elephants!!Corey:How do u stick an elephant into a paper bag?
Christian:Umm i donno how?
Corey:You take the "f" out of "safe" and the "f" out of "way."
Christian:But wait there's no f in way!
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| Posted by Marc A. Brekke on 14-Aug-2005 | Roll Roll...Roll Roll Roll a blunt
twist at the end
light it up and take a puff
and pass it to a friend!!!!
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| Posted by Dan Berkowitz on 14-Aug-2005 | The Child and his parentsThere is this little boy. He was told to take a shower but he
wants someone with him. He asks his mother. She says no. The
little boy asks again, with the mother respoding no. Finally,
she agrees. She say to the boy, "Don't look up or down." In the
shower, the boy looks up and askes, "Mommy, mommy, what's that?"
She responds, "Those are headlights." Then the little boy looks
down. He asks "Mommy, mommy, what's that?" She responds, "Thats
grass." The next day, the boy askes his dad to go with him in
the shower. He says no. The little boy asks again, with the
father respoding no. Finally, he agrees. He say to the boy,
"Don't look down." In the shower, the boy looks down and askes,
"Daddy, daddy, what's that?" He responds "That's a snake." A few
nights later, the little boy had a bad dream and wants to sleep
with his parents. They say no but the boy continues to ask. They
finally agree and they tell him, "Don't look under the covers."
The boy looks under the covers and says, "Mommy, Daddy, turn on
the headlights, there's a snake in the grass!"
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| Posted by a man named rob on 14-Aug-2005 | Your MamaYour Mama's Like A shotgun Two Cocks And She Blows!
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| Posted by Sarah Fletcher on 14-Aug-2005 | Having a ball!!!!There were these two canibles (people who eat other people)...
and they were eating this guy. One started eating at the top,
and one at the bottom. The canible at the top said to the
canible at the bottom 'How are you doing?' The canible at the
bottom looked up and said 'I'm just having a ball!'
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| Posted by Danelle L. Sandella on 14-Aug-2005 | chico dont wannaone day chico was at school andhis babysitter picked him up.
when they got home the babysitter said "chico show me your
room". Chico said "chico dont wanna". Then the babysitter
said"ill give yo a lollipop"then chico said"ok".then they were
in his room andthe babysitter layed down then she said "chico
get on top of me" and chico said "chico dont wana" then the
babysitter gave him another lollipop and chico said "ok" chicos
mom walked in his room and said "GHICO GET OFF THAT BABYSITTER!"
and he said "chico dont wanna"!
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