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| Posted by Seamus G. Beirne on 09-Aug-2005 | DandruffHow do you tell if a woman is wearing underwear?
Look for dandruff on her shoes.
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| Posted by Barrett A. Willis on 09-Aug-2005 | WaterA woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years. They had the following conversation:
Dr.: Take the red pill after breakfast with one glass of water.
Woman: Ok.
Dr: Take the blue pill after lunch with two glasses of water.
Woman: Ok.
Dr.: Take the yellow pill after dinner with three glasses of water.
After giving these instructions to the woman, she asks, "Can you tell me what's wrong with me Dr.?"
Dr.: Yeah. You do not drink enough water.
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| Posted by foxee sexee chik on 09-Aug-2005 | Alaskan lesbiansWhat do you call Alaskan lesbians?
Klondikes.
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| Posted by Y James on 09-Aug-2005 | Father's adviceTwenty-four hours before his wedding, a young man asks his dad if he has any fatherly advice to impart before the big day.
???Just two things,??? the father says. ???First, tell her you must have one night a week to go out with the boys.???
???And what??™s the other one???? the son asks.
???Don??™t waste it on the boys.???
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| Posted by Fran Mcgrath on 09-Aug-2005 | Taking measures"Mom, I'm pregnant."
"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?"
"That I should take measures. That's what I did! I took
measures and then went with the biggest."
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| Posted by Pippi Longstocking on 09-Aug-2005 | Golfing dogA man and his friend meet at the clubhouse and decide to play a round of golf.
The man has a little dog with him, and on the first green, when he sinks a 20-foot putt, the little dog starts to yip, stands up on its hind legs and walks around in circles.
Amazed, the friend says, ???Wow, that dog is really talented! What does he do if you miss a putt????
???Somersaults,??? the man says.
???Somersaults???? the friend asks. ???That??™s incredible. How many does he do????
???It all depends on how hard I kick him.???
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