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():love jokes (2491): Dangerous and sometimes fatal traditions |
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| Posted by Andrew Bruno on 09-Aug-2005 | Dangerous and sometimes fatal traditionsIn October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a guest named Rasool lost control of his automatic weapon at a wedding in the Lorestan province, accidentally killing six people and wounding fourteen of them.
I think I'll stick to the tradition of throwing rice--it seems much less dangerous.
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| Posted by Bekkaboo on 09-Aug-2005 | A quote on marriageAh Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge
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| Posted by Kristi Burchfield on 09-Aug-2005 | A quote on marriageIf you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner
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():love jokes (2491): The guide to wife translations |
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| Posted by J W on 09-Aug-2005 | The guide to wife translationsThe wife says: Are you listening to me?
The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.]
The wife says: Yes
The wife means: No
The wife says: No
The wife means: No
The wife says: Maybe
The wife means: No
The wife says: I'm sorry
The wife means: You'll be sorry
The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
The wife means: You better get used to it
The wife says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish
The wife means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this place.
The wife says: Was that the baby?
The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him
The wife says: I'm not yelling!
The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important!
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| Posted by Kelley Norgard on 09-Aug-2005 | A quote on marriageIt was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing.
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| Posted by Brittani A. Smith on 09-Aug-2005 | A quote on marriageSon: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!
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