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| Posted by Kathyren M. Williams on 12-Aug-2005 | DanglingIt makes a change to see Micheil Jackson dangle his kid over the Balconey.
He normaly Tosses them off.
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| Posted by Brian w. labriy on 12-Aug-2005 | Blueberry HillThere was a teacher getting ready for class and she was waiting for 3 boys to arrive.
The first boy comes in the class with no pants on but is wearing a t-shirt and undies.
The teacher ask" Where have you been?"
The boy says "I went on Blueberry Hill".
The second boy enters the class with no t-shirt on but is wearing pants and undies.
The teacher asks" Where have you been?"
The boy says "I went on Blueberry Hill?"
The third boy enters the class with no pants and undies but is wearing a t-shirt.
The teacher asks him " Where have you been?"
The boys says " I went on Blueberry Hill".
Now this girl enters the class with nothing on. The teacher says " I suppose you went on Blueberry Hill, right?"
And the girl says " No miss, I am Blueberry Hill".
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| Posted by Gemma Thompson on 12-Aug-2005 | 3 nuns and a priestTwo priests were going to have there daily shower but when they reached the showers they discovered they had left there soap back at the dorms. One of the priests, without putting his clothes back on, desided that he would go and fetch the soap.One his way back to the showers with the soap he noticed that there was three nuns heading his way, so he decided to act like a statue.When the nuns reached him they commented on how life like he was. one of the nuns decided that she would tug on the priests penis.She tugged three times and a bar of soap popped out of the priests hand, the nun thought that she had found a soap dispencer.The second nun thought she would have her free soap so she tugged as well and out came the soap.Now it was the third nuns turn so she tugged on the penis and nothing came out so she tugged again and again.The nun was very pleased as the soap dispencer turned out to be a hand lotion machian as well!
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| Posted by coolkaty on 12-Aug-2005 | Little girli am a little girl i have a little thing when i go to bed i stick my finger in now im a lot older and my things lost its charms it needs five fingers and half a fucking arm
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| Posted by Brendan T. Forbes on 12-Aug-2005 | Sex in the cityonce upon a time these people were having sex and the women goes i feel something weird goin up my ass. the man goes i wonder what that could be then she hears a grunt what was that she says just workin my way up.
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| Posted by Beck Rose on 12-Aug-2005 | Sky & pantieswhat is the difference between the sky & panties?
sky covers the WHOLE UNIVERSE,panties cover the UNIVERSAL HOLE!!!
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