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| Posted by LiLSoCcErAnGeL on 10-Aug-2005 | Dating children.Q. A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
A. Dating children.
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| Posted by Alli M. Kranz on 10-Aug-2005 | At the circusQ. How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
A. At the circus, the clowns don't talk.
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| Posted by Anibell Ector on 10-Aug-2005 | Scare a man?Q. How do you scare a man?
A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
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| Posted by Nathan J. Boy on 10-Aug-2005 | Jerky.Q. What food describes most men?
A. Jerky.
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| Posted by Adam E. Hinkhouse on 10-Aug-2005 | No phone numbers.Q. Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?
A. No phone numbers.
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| Posted by Nicolas Lee on 10-Aug-2005 | One man, 5 womenDoctor said the young man lying down on the couch, "you've got to help me!
Every night I have the same horrible dream. I'm lying in bed when all of
a sudden five women rush in and start tearing off my clothes."
The psychiatrist nodded. "And what do you do?"
??? I push them away."
??? I, see. What do you want me to do?"
The patient says. "Break my arms."
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