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| Posted by Avi Marcus on 09-Aug-2005 | Dating hints for menDating hints for gentlemen
There are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date...
I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
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| Posted by Hiker on 09-Aug-2005 | Women seeking men"WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds translations
40-ish means: 48
Adventurer means: Has had more partners than you ever will
Affectionate means: Possessive
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| Posted by Angi502 on 09-Aug-2005 | Women seeking men"WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds translations
Humorous means: Caustic
Intuitive means: Your opinion doesn't count
In Transition means: Needs new sugar-daddy to pay the bills
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| Posted by Rob Chap on 09-Aug-2005 | Education for womenParties: Going Without New Outfits.
Man Management: Discover How Minor Household Chores Can Wait Until After the Game.
Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
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| Posted by Labblue* on 09-Aug-2005 | Women seeking men"WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds translations
Enjoys art and opera means: Snob
Enjoys Nature means: Bring your own granola
Exotic Beauty means: Would frighten a Martian
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| Posted by Lokito G. Loko on 09-Aug-2005 | Christmas tree betterWhen you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.
A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.
A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.
A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.
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