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| Posted by Joe Collins on 09-Aug-2005 | DatingA guy is dating three women and can't decide which one to marry.
He gives each $1,000 to see how well they can manage money.
The first one spends $800 and puts $200 in the bank.
The second one spends $200 and puts $800 in the bank.
The third one puts the whole $1,000 in the bank.
Which one does he end up marrying?
The one with the biggest boobs.
Submitted by Glaci
Edited by Curtis
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| Posted by Reflex449 on 09-Aug-2005 | Firm THIS up!One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose."
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his penis.
With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the poolman and your brother."
Submitted by Clark Kent
Edited by Curtis
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| Posted by don j. wenzel on 09-Aug-2005 | Foot fetishThe blind daters had really hit it off and, at the end of the evening as they were beginning to undress each other in his apartment, the fellow said, "Before we go any further, Charlene, tell me - do you have any special fetishes that I should take into account in bed?"
"As a matter of fact," smiled the girl, "I do happen to have a foot fetish - but I suppose I'd settle for maybe seven or eight inches."
Submitted by calamjo
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| Posted by ryan phenicie on 09-Aug-2005 | Gay lunchTwo gay guys are sharing an apartment.
One gay guy is sitting on the couch jerking off in a brown paper bag.
His partner walks into the room ready to go to work and asks, "What the hell are you doing?"
The other guy replies, "I'm packing your lunch!"
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Edited by calamjo
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| Posted by Mike Cook on 09-Aug-2005 | 8 cents moreA blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms.
''That will be $1.08, please,'' says the clerk.
"What's the eight cents for?'' asks the blonde.
''It says one dollar right here on the packaging.''
''Tax.'' replies the clerk.
''Gee,'' says the blonde, ''I thought you just rolled them on and they stayed put!''
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| Posted by Mike Ashworth on 09-Aug-2005 | Ferry boatTwo Gays are standing on a bridge watching ships pass by underneath them.
One says to the other..."What kind of ship is that?"
"Container ship."
"OK, what''s that one over there?"
"Oil Tanker."
"How about that one?"
"That's a ferry boat."
"Really? I knew we were strong, but I never knew we had our own NAVY!"
Submitted by Glaci
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