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| Posted by Kas D on 08-Aug-2005 | DAWGY STYLEA blond walks into a bar and orders 2 shots then she says "one of the pain and one for the glory." and she does it again the bartender finaly asks whats up with the pain and the glory? She says well it started when I was cleaning my house in the nude and I bent over to pick something off the floor and my greyhound mounted me . the bartender responds what was the glory then she responds that was the glory the pain was when he trew me out side when he was threw ....
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| Posted by Dude Man on 08-Aug-2005 | shiny appleQ. What does a black person and a shiny red apple have in common?
A. They both look good hanging from a tree.
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| Posted by Matt Bridges on 08-Aug-2005 | smells good(Q.)What does a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist have in common?
(A.)They both can smell it but can't taste it.
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| Posted by becky yawn on 08-Aug-2005 | Jew PizzaWhat's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.
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| Posted by Dezaray Phillips on 08-Aug-2005 | Bad DaddyOne evening a girl goes to her father and asks, "Dad, can I borrow the car tonight?" Her father says yes, but under one condition. The daughter has to give him a blow job.
Wel, the girl really wants the car, so agrees. After a few seconds she says, "Dad, your penis taste like shit!"
Her father says, "Yeah, that's because your brother wanted to borrow the car earlier."
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| Posted by Laura L. Fretz on 08-Aug-2005 | les dinosaursQ. What do u call 2 lesbian dinosaurs?
A: A lickalotapuss
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