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| Posted by Ryan Johnson on 10-Aug-2005 | Daydreaming."Fred!" the teacher shouted one day at the girl who had been daydreaming. "If
India has the world's second largest population, oranges are 50 cents for six,
and it costs $3 for a day return to Austin, how old am I?" "Thirty two," replied
Fred. "What makes you say that?" "Well, my brother's sixteen and he's half mad!"
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():love jokes (2491): My big brother is such an idiot. |
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| Posted by Dfg Dfb on 10-Aug-2005 | My big brother is such an idiot.My big brother is such an idiot. The other day I saw him hitting himself on
the head with a hammer.
He was trying to make his head swell so his hat wouldn't fall over his eyes.
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| Posted by Roy Covington on 10-Aug-2005 | Bionic monsterDid the bionic monster have a brother?
No, but he had lots of trans-sisters.
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| Posted by CrazyMan on 10-Aug-2005 | CrowbarMy brother's just opened a store.
Really? How's he doing?
Six months. He opened it with a crowbar.
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| Posted by Squirt on 10-Aug-2005 | Pack of cards.Little brother: Look, Sis, I've got a pack of cards.
Big sister: Big deal!
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| Posted by crap in the john on 10-Aug-2005 | Your brother so smallFred: Why is your brother so small?
Harry: He's my half-brother.
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