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| Posted by Jennifer l. Meisel on 12-Aug-2005 | Dead BabiesWhat is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling balls?
Dead babies.. because you can use a pitchfork.
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| Posted by pete imaman on 12-Aug-2005 | Gay BasherQ: What's the difference between a faggot and a queer?
A: A faggot won't go downtown with you to beat up queers!
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():dirty jokes (1575): How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears? |
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| Posted by Tom A. Woelky on 12-Aug-2005 | How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
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| Posted by Meig on 12-Aug-2005 | Rotten Little JohnnyKids: "Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?" Mother: "I am sorry kids but you know Johnny has leprosy," Kids: "Well, then can we come in and watch him rot?"
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| Posted by mantis on 12-Aug-2005 | TamponQ: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?
A: They're both stuck up cunts!!
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| Posted by Christopher L. Eloy on 12-Aug-2005 | Bathroom?Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive female, and they go back to her place. "You can't make any noise," she warns him. "My parents are upstairs and if they find out they'll kill us!"
Things start getting heated on the sofa, but after a while alcohol gets the better of the man's bladder. "I have to go," he says.
"Well you can't go upstairs, it's right next to my parents' bedroom," she replies. "Use the kitchen sink". So he dutifully retires to the kitchen.
A few minutes later, he pops his head round the door and asks... "Do you have any toilet paper?"
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