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| Posted by pyroguy_3 on 14-Aug-2005 | dead end date bobthere once was man who was very bored. he watched tv played a
game and listended to music but he was still bored.
so the man (bob)dicided to join a dating service so he wouldnt
always be so bored. on his first date bob meets a young blonde
girl in her mid 20s. bob is very attracted to her and trys to
make his move. while watching a movie at a drivr in bob starts
to touch her. he slowly touches her parts but she doesnt seem to
notice. so bob finally hits her really and she screams really
loud, for bob had broke her arm.
the blonde brings the case to court so bob would have to pay
medical expences. the blonde win the case and bob is forced to
pay 300 dallors.
bob goes on another date this time with a blonde in her early
20s. this time they go to a pool for a swim. bob tries to make
his move on this girl to. while the girl is swimming bob
"accedently" touched her breasts. the girl is affended a slaps
bob and goes home.
bob goes on many bad dates and is know for it. no girl in the
area even ties to go out with bob so bob moves to a city in new
york ware he gets a new job in the world trade center and signs
up at aanother dating service.
on bobs first date at the new service he goes out with a very
hot blonde girl. they imeditly fall in love and get married.
after 15 years of being married thay get a divorve. bob is
know45 years old and has lost all is hair and is very
unatractive so no one is willing to date him. so bob is bored
for many more years until he is 60 and goes to an retirement
home. there he meets some old chicks. he falls in love with one
on person exept it is a guy.
the guy and bob move to texas where they get a legal gay
marrige. they live happly for 10 years until the guy dies from a
oversized anus.(i wonder how that happened) bob is very sad but
wants to have another partner so he goes date hunting again. bob
goes on many dead end dates with old men.
one day bob dies because one of dates was a pysco killer and
murdered him. in hevan bob goes up to st. peter. there are only
6 other people in line so st. peter says the man who had the
worst life will be the only won to get to hevan. the first man
says how he was in the army for 30 years and faght all his life
nd how he died from being tortured to death.
all the other men in line to get into hevan tell their life
story which were all far worse then bobs but bob was the one who
got into hevan. all the other men were angerd by st. peters
chioce and asked why they chose bob.
this is what st. peter said " every gay manwho has died has gone
to hell. bob is the first gay man to come to hevan. i want him
for myself!
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| Posted by tigergirl8705 on 14-Aug-2005 | Celebratetionone day 20 men were in a pub celebrating "heres too 2 years"they
were saying,the waiter thougt it must of been somethink
important so she went over and gave them all a free drink after
she asked them what they were celebrating and one said"we have
just finished a puzzle and on the box it said 3-4 years but we
done it in two years!"
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| Posted by daniel baier on 14-Aug-2005 | Gay partyHow do you knwo if your at a gay party?
The hotdogs taste like shit.
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| Posted by Dancin Girl on 14-Aug-2005 | SucksessA man was walking a street on an ordinary day. He climbed the
ladder, like anyone would do. On the cloud he saw an ugly lady
and a ladder leading up to another cloud. She said, "Fuck me
now, or climb the ladderto success." The man passed on the offer
and climbed the next ladder. On the next cloud he saw a little
more attractive lady and a ladder leading up to another cloud.
She said, "Fuck me now, or climb the ladderto success." The man
passed on the offer and climbed the next ladder. On the next
cloud he saw an attractive lady and a ladder leading up to
another cloud. She said, "Fuck me now, or climb the ladderto
success." The man passed on the offer and climbed the next
ladder. He noticed that the general pattern was the higher he
went, the better the chicks got. So he climbed untill he reached
a drop dead gorgous woman sitting on the cloud naked. She said
"Fuck me now or climb to success." He couldn't imagin what was
on the next cloud (probably a better chick!), so he climbed. On
this cloud he saw a fat, bald man sitting on the cloud and no
ladder going up. The man had flies buzzing around his head and
he was extremely dirty. Ladder guy asked in horrro "WHO THE HELL
ARE YOU!!?!?!" The fat man smiled, spread open his legs and said
"Hi, I'm Sess"
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| Posted by skitzo frenic on 14-Aug-2005 | The Lesbian at the BarA guy walks into a bar and he sees a realy hot girl sitting on
the other end. So he tells the bartender to buy her a drink. The
bartender says "I don't know if you want to do that because she
is a lesbian." The guy says, "I don't care. Buy her one anyway."
So the lady accepts the drink and tells the guy to come over and
she says, "Do you wanna see some ass?" She bends over and shows
him her ass.
After a while he tells the bartender to buy her another drink.
She accepts it and calls him over and says, "Do you wanna see
some tits" And she flashes him.
A little while later the girl goes to the bathroom. The guy
tells the bartender to buy her another drink before she comes
back. She gets back, sees the drink, and says "Another drink!"
So again she calls him over and says, "Do you wanna smell some
pussy?" And breathes in his face.
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| Posted by Ryan D. Bloom on 14-Aug-2005 | Moo MooA guy walks in a gay bar even though he is not gay. He is just
thirsty.
He goes up to the bar and says I want a water please. The
bartender asked, "are you gay?" The guy said no. The bartender
said, "If you ain't gay you cant get nothing to drink here."
The guy said, "Come on man! I am so thisty I could lick the
sweat off a cows balls!" Then a guy in the corner said, "Moo moo
big boy."
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