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| Posted by Dan Linsky on 09-Aug-2005 | Dead FrogA child walks into a whore house with a dead frog on a string trailing behind him. He makes his way up to the counter and says to the person behind such named counter to give him the most diseased woman you have.
She looks down at him for a few moments and replies "I'm sorry but I don't think I can help you....If you would like, we have this young petite thing that could be just what your looking for."
The child puts a 50 dollar bill on the table and repeats "I want the most diseased woman you have."
She looks down at the bill and hesitates but she says to him "I can't, but we have this nice grandmotherly type for you to cuddle and snuggle up to."
The child looking irritated slams down another 50 dollar bill insisting that she give him the most diseased woman they have. A few moments go by and finally the lady agrees and tells him to go to room 114 and wait a few moments.
As he goes up the stairs the dead frog on a string follows right behind him, hitting every step on the way.
Half an hour go by and the child comes down the stairs with the dead frog trailing behind. As he is just about to step out the door and back outside the woman behind the counter stops him.
"Excuse me, but I have on question before you go...what is the dead frog for?
Turning around the child has a look of pure sencerity as he begins to explain.
"I wanted the disease so I could give it to my sister, who would give it to my dad, who would give it to my mom, who would give it to the mail man...And that's the Son of a Bitch who ran over my pet frog."
Submitted by Spyked4105
Edited by Curtis and Tantilazing
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| Posted by Leanne Babydoll on 09-Aug-2005 | GiveIf the blood bank says "Give Blood", then what does the sperm bank say?
"Give Head"
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| Posted by Galia K. Madjarova on 09-Aug-2005 | Mafia troubleWhat does talking to the mafia and eating pussy have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit!
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| Posted by Randy on 09-Aug-2005 | Mistress, prostitue.What is the difference between a mistress, a prostitute, and a wife?
The mistress says, "Are you through yet?"
The prostitute says, "Are you through already?"
The wife says, "Beige, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
Submitted by fairytales64
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| Posted by Nick G. on 09-Aug-2005 | Safe?A boy visited a prostitute for the first time.
Before they started, the prostitute made him wear a condom.
"What's that for?" he asked. "That's so that I don't get pregnant," she replied.
Then, he had the greatest experience of his yet young and innocent life.
Six weeks later the boy returned. He said, "I was wondering, can you still get pregnant?"
"Yes, of course," she answered, "why do you ask?"
"I'd like to know when it's safe so I can take the condom off."
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| Posted by Cody G. Jackson on 09-Aug-2005 | HockeyWhy do Canadians always do it doggie-style?
So they can both watch the hockey game.
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