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| Posted by Ryan D. Bloom on 09-Aug-2005 | Dead PussyAn old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy.
The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common.
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| Posted by Stacy K on 09-Aug-2005 | How Soon?A nervous young guy was walking up and down the waiting room at the Maternity hospital,and he looked at a cool, and calm older man, who was reading a magazine.The younger man said,I guess you have been here a few times, Yes, said the older man. The young man said, "how long after the baby is born, can you have sex with the Mother?
The older guy said,"It depends if she's in a public ward or a private ward!!!!
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| Posted by Scotman23 on 09-Aug-2005 | Perverted sexWhat do you call a man who has sex with his mom?
A MOTHER FUCKER!
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| Posted by crap in the john on 09-Aug-2005 | Miss GreedyThis lesson was learned by Miss Greedy Who wore her shoplifted bikini. She heard a loud pop, And off came her top And had nothing on in betweenie!
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| Posted by Dappa D on 09-Aug-2005 | Potato ProstituteFour potatoes were standing on the corner.
Which one was the prostitute?
The one that said I do hoe!
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| Posted by s242 on 09-Aug-2005 | Chicken underwearWhy don't chickens ever wear underwear?
Because their peckers are on their heads!
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