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| Posted by tanisha on 09-Aug-2005 | DeafA guy is driving down the street.
A cop pulls him over and says, "Sir, were you aware that your wife fell out of the car about a mile back?"
The guy says, "Oh, thank God! I thought I went deaf."
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| Posted by james saville on 09-Aug-2005 | CelebrateWhat's the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?
Get married on his birthday.
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| Posted by Shawn Nocilla on 09-Aug-2005 | Stick shift"Darling," a husband whispered to his wife late one night, "if I died, would you get married again?"
"I suppose so," she replied.
"Would you sleep in the same bed with him?"
"Well, it's the only bed in the house, so I have no choice."
"Would you make love to him?"
"Honey," the woman said patiently, "he would be my husband."
"Would you give him my car?"
"No," she yawned, "He can't drive a stick shift."
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| Posted by seven420 on 09-Aug-2005 | Practice"Mom, hey, Mom! Lennie passed his bar exam so we're going to get married next week!" the bride-to-be said ecstatically.
"Gee, honey, don't you think you two should wait till he's been practicing for a year or so?" cautioned her mother.
"Oh Mom," said the bride with a blush, "we've been practicing."
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| Posted by bobybo on 09-Aug-2005 | HusbandJo's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside each and every day.
One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times."
"When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?"
"What, dear?" Jo gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
"I think you're bad luck!"
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| Posted by Cory W. Whorton on 09-Aug-2005 | Holla!A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out a earsplitting yell."
"My dear," the shrink said, "That's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is."
"The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up."
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