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| Posted by Shen Singh on 09-Aug-2005 | Decision makingPresident Bush said he was 'troubled' by gay people getting married in San Francisco.
He said on important issues like this the people should make the decision, not judges.
Unless of course we're choosing a president, then he prefers judges.
???‚¬???Jay Leno
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| Posted by Robert Fowler on 09-Aug-2005 | Putting Saddam backPresident Bush is now launching an investigation into pre-war intelligence over weapons of mass destruction.
If we find out that we were wrong, do we have to put Saddam Hussein back in the hole?
???‚¬???Jay Leno
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| Posted by Mike Postal on 09-Aug-2005 | SilenceWhat's the best thing about a blow job?
Ten minutes of silence
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| Posted by Lindsey Stefani on 09-Aug-2005 | Ultimate rejectionWhat's the ultimate rejection?
When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
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| Posted by F@ncy on 09-Aug-2005 | Chicken or the egg?Which came first?
The chicken or the egg?
Neither... The rooster came first.
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| Posted by Sara Beth on 09-Aug-2005 | Breaking upA soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.
He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent them back with a note saying, "Regret cannot remember which one is you -- please keep your photo and return the others."
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