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| Posted by Jermy on 11-Aug-2005 | Decorating NunsTwo nuns were asked by the Mother Superior to decorate the inside of the monastery, but under no cicumstances were they to get even one drop of paint on their habits. After an hour of really slow going, one nun says "This is far too slow. Why don't we take off our clothes, finish decorating, then re-dress again? No-one will know..." And that's exactly what they did.
But before long there came a knock at the front door so, quite startled, the first nun calls "Who is it?"
"I'm the blind man" came the reply. So the nuns relax and the first goes off and opens the door.
"Wow, great body lady! Now where do you want these blinds...?"
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| Posted by Katie Waszczak on 11-Aug-2005 | PricelessYet another pic of my drunk ass ex-husband passed out as usual.
Notice how he doesn't even wake up when the dog walks on him.
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| Posted by Serena Zold on 11-Aug-2005 | Pick up lineIs that a mirror in your pocket? Because I see myself in your pants.
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| Posted by CuTiE BaBiE on 11-Aug-2005 | Guys and girlsTwo men see a beatiful women,seen there are two of them and one women they decide to let he decide.So the first man goes up and says "Hey sweety how who you like to taste my candy" The women replied in a remarkable tone I don't eat peanuts!
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| Posted by Brian Worrin on 11-Aug-2005 | Yo mamas so dumbYo mamas so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch.
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| Posted by Cory A. Froke on 11-Aug-2005 | The CubanWhat Is The Fastest Sea Animal On the Earth?
A cuban Swimming Away From The Coast Guard.
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