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There was a boy named Deeper. He was in kindergarden.One day at school,he told the teacher that he had to use the bathroom.Thee teacher said that he could go.He told the teacher to come with him. She said no.Deeper told her I'll tell mommy and mommy will tell daddy and daddy will tell the principal and you'll get fired.So the teacher went with him.Deeper told her to go in the stall with him and take her clothes off.She said no.Deeper said I'll tell mommy and mommy will tell daddy and daddy will tell the principal and you'll get fired.So the teacher did it.Deeper told her to lay down.She said no.Deeper said I'll tell mommy and mommy will tell daddy and daddy will tell the principal and you'll get fired.So she layed down.Deeper took his clothes off and layrd down on top of her.He put his penis in her vaginia.The teacher started yelling Deeper, Deeper!He said I'm tryig, I'm trying!

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	():other gender & sex jokes (1462): blue berryhills

Posted by Tasteless on 09-Aug-2005

blue berryhills

One day a boy walks into his class late.The teacher says why are you late.The kid replies I was on top of blueberryhills the teacher says ok sitdown.the second day another boy walks in late he says the same thing I was on top of blueberryhills sooo every boy is late and they all give the same answer(I was on top of blueberryhills)On day a girl walks in late and the teacher asks where were you the teacher says let me guess you were on top of blueberryhills.The girl says No I am blueberryhills.

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	():other gender & sex jokes (1462): Apples And Cookies A

Posted by TAISHA on 09-Aug-2005

Apples And Cookies A

There's a little boy named Timmy. One night, his mother told him to take a bath. Timmy said,"No! I don't wanna!" But his mother says,"Yes, you have to."

So Timmy says,"Well if I take a bath, will you take one with me?"

The mother says,"Well, O.K., but whatever you do, don't look up or down."

Timmy says,"O.K., I won't."

So when Timmy and his mom are in the bathtub, Timmy accidentally looks down and says,"What's that Mommy?"

She says,"Well Timmy, that's my apple."

Timmy says,"Ohhhhh, O.K."

Then Timmy looks up and says,"What's that Mommy?"

She replies,"Well Timmy, those are my cookies."

Timmy says,"Ohhhhh, O.K."

Then after their bath, they go to there bedrooms and go to sleep. The next night, Timmy is told to take a bath again, but this time by his father. His father tells him,"Time to take a bath Timmy."

Timmy says,"No, I don't want to."

His father says,"Well you have to."

Timmy says,"Well if I take a bath, will you take one with me?"

His father says,"Well O.K., but don't look down!" Timmy says,"O.K., I won't."

Then while they're in the bathtub, Timmy accidentally looks down and says,"What's that Daddy?"

His father says,"Well Timmy, that's my worm."

Timmy says,"Ohhhhh, O.K."

Later that night, a storm hits and Timmy runs into his parents bedroom, flips on the light, and says,"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy's eating your cookies and has his worm in your apple!"

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