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| Posted by Chelsea Wilson on 12-Aug-2005 | DefinationsDefination of a BRA:
Holder of the Boulder from the Shoulder.
Full form of MBBS (Degree awarded on completion of the graduation course in Medicine and Surgery) :
Member of Big Bowls Society.
Full form of FRCS (Fellow of the Royal College of Surgeons):
Fooling Round the Country Side.
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| Posted by c@t on 12-Aug-2005 | What is the differncewhat is the difference between a crack seller and a whore????
a crack seller sells crack and uses it all up
but a whore whashes her crack and sells it angin!!!!!!!!
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| Posted by Nady on 13-Aug-2005 | Blow jobs gone badOk this guy named Rhys david betts walks into a tatoo shop and asked the man if he could put a tatoo of a 100 doller bill on his penis. So the man said that it was no problem.Later the man asked Rhys why he wants a 100 bill on this penis. So Rhys then said "My wife hasnt bin giving me blow jobs lately,and she said she could blow a 100 doller bill in no time!!
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| Posted by Mandy B on 12-Aug-2005 | Doctor my testicle has turned blueA man goes to the doctor and says that he is worried because one of his testicles has turned blue. the doctor examins this and decides the only way to help would be to have the testicle amputated. The man decides to go through with the operation. The next week the man comes back and says his other testicle has turned blue, and once again the doctor recomends that the testicle should be removed. The following week the man comes back again and says his penis has turned blue also. After alot of arguing the man decides that the doctor is right and he should have his penis amputated. The week after the man has had a plastic tube inserted in place of his penis he comes back and says \"Doc, now I\'m really worried. My tube has turned blue\" The doctor examins this and says to the man \"I\'m sorry sir but I think the problem is the blue dye in your jeans.\"
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| Posted by GoofyGirl on 12-Aug-2005 | Dead PussyAn old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat.
As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, "I have a dead pussy."
The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have alot in common."
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| Posted by Zack on 12-Aug-2005 | BeesWhat kind of bees make milk ?
Boobies!
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