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| Posted by mac115 on 12-Aug-2005 | Define Confusion?Q: How do you define confusion?
A: Father's Day in Harlem
Q: Now define utter confuion?
A: A blind lesbian in a fish market.
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| Posted by Chizzygrrl on 12-Aug-2005 | Santa in EthiopiaOnce Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.
He was there, with all those bony kids all around, and then they started yelling: "WE WANT TOYS!! WE WANT TOYS!!!"
But then Santa, remembering his important job of orientating children to behave well, said: "A child who doesn't eat right doesn't get toys!!!"
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():dirty jokes (1575): How do you make a dead baby float? |
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| Posted by Icman78 on 12-Aug-2005 | How do you make a dead baby float?How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream and one scoop of dead baby.
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| Posted by EuroSong on 12-Aug-2005 | Hooker ProgressThree generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one day
just talking about the business. The youngest one complained, "You
know Mom and Grandma, now guys want a blow job and a fuck for $100! I
don't think I can stay in business at those prices."
Her Mom thinks for a while and says, "Well dear, in my day we would
give a blow job and for only $25 and we considered ourselves lucky to
get that!"
Grandma looks at her daughter and her grandaughter and says, "The
both of you don't know what tough times really are. Back during the
depression we used to give blow jobs for free because we were just
glad to get something warm in our stomachs!"
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| Posted by Brendan T. Forbes on 12-Aug-2005 | Good boysMum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.
She told him - "Johnny dearest, good boys save it till they're
18."
Johnny did. And by 18, he had 11 jars full!
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| Posted by stemo on 12-Aug-2005 | Blowing Chunks!Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Milwalkee and goes to the bartender, "Give me ANYTHING BUT Coors!!"
And the bartender is like "Dude, this is Colorado, we ONLY sell Coors here!" And the man is like "But I have to drink something OTHER than Coors!!
See, last night I drank a case of Coors, and I blew chunks!!"
And the bartender says "Man, anyone who drank a case of ANY BEER would blow chunks!!"
And the man replies "No, you don't understand, Chunks is my dog!"
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