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():sex jokes (1888): Definition of a bastard........................................ |
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| Posted by sarah reis on 13-Aug-2005 | Definition of a bastard........................................Definition of a bastard...................
a man who screws u all night with a 2 inch dick and kisses u god bye in the morning with a 12 inch tounge!!!!!!!!
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| Posted by Wasabi angel on 13-Aug-2005 | Micheal JacksonWhat do Micheal Jackson and Wal-Mart have in common?
They both have little boys pants half-off!
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| Posted by Rostik Kuskovsky on 13-Aug-2005 | One wish eachthree men were walking in the woods and they came across a rock, and under the rock was a snail. the snail saw the men and told them that if they help him out of the rock then he would grant them one wish each. so they got the snail out and he asked for their wishes. the white man asked for a dick made of steel, the chinese man asked for a dick made of wood, and the black man asked for a three mile long dick. the snail granted their wish and told them to come back the next day if they wanted to change. the next day the first 2 men came back and wanted their wishes changed because their dicks were hurting their girl friends. so the snail turned them back to normal and they left. the snail wondered about the black man so he went and found him and asked him if he liked his wish. the man said "i love it, watch this. you see black that girl way down there, waaaay down there, waaaaaaay down there?" the snail said yes. the black man said " ungh i got her"
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| Posted by Bradley H. Stanley on 13-Aug-2005 | Lets do itlets go up stairs and fuck each other.shut up why . your my brother i dont care i wanna fuck someone ok i will suck your dick are you going to stick it in your vagina. maybye. this is fuckin great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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():sex jokes (1888): The little boy and the little girl |
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| Posted by Mikah B. Horn on 13-Aug-2005 | The little boy and the little girltheres a little boy and a little girl. the little girl goes my mommie told me about my garage and the little boy goes well my daddy told me about my limo. then the little boy goes can i park my limo in your garage.
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| Posted by Save D. Last Dance on 13-Aug-2005 | Mr funny
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