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| Posted by James A. Ray on 09-Aug-2005 | Degree for JacksonIt seems that a well known University is giving Micheal Jackson an Honory Degree to celebrate his acquittal.
The University was disappointed to hear that Jackson didn't wish to be presented with it.
The University spokesman said "We have gone to a lot of expense for Jackson and now that this special degree has been printed who else can we give it too? I mean not everyone is eligible for a Bachelor of Arse degree!"
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| Posted by Megan S. Renner on 09-Aug-2005 | Jackson & broccoliQ: What do Michael Jackson and broccoli have in common?
A: Both are force fed to little boys.
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| Posted by ciaran kelly on 09-Aug-2005 | MJ vs ProctologistQ: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a proctologist?
A: A proctologist doesn't pay for the assholes he's poked around in.
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| Posted by Moelicious on 09-Aug-2005 | Jackson vs PriestQ: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a Catholic priest?
A: Nothing
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| Posted by Alexandra M. Phillips on 09-Aug-2005 | Jackson's acquittalFollowing Jackson's acquittal he is rumoured to be throwing a huge party!
No one from Neverland was available for comment but it was evident from the number of tricycles in front of his house.
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| Posted by Neil Schultz on 09-Aug-2005 | Jackson & SaddamQ: What do Micheal Jackson and Saddam Hussein have in common?
A: They both pulled out of Jordan.
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