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| Posted by Max Hooper on 10-Aug-2005 | DescriptionA man comes to a police station and says his wife has disappeared. They ask
him to describe what she looks like.
- Ok, but for heaven's sake, if you find her, don't show her my description!
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| Posted by Jamaahl Boxx on 10-Aug-2005 | Railway stationA couple goes on vacation. They are on the railway station with big mountains
of luggage and the husband says:
- We should have taken our piano.
- Very funny.
- Yes, we have left out tickets on it.
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| Posted by Danni Y. Austin on 10-Aug-2005 | My wife is such a bad cookMy wife is such a bad cook that, when I wake up in the morning, all the
roaches have hung themselves on dental floss.
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| Posted by Enobmort Edils on 10-Aug-2005 | My little nephewMy little nephew was explaining to me that his father's friend was deaf and
had to speak with his hands. I asked my nephew how his father's friend shouted
in sign language. His reply: "He doesn't have to, he doesn't have any kids???.
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| Posted by Tristan T. Connolly on 10-Aug-2005 | A Chinese baby girlCouples I know recently adopted a Chinese baby girl, and were showing her to
friends. A neighbor came by to admire the baby, and asked, "But what will you do
when she gets older and starts speaking Chinese?"
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| Posted by Jim Bob on 10-Aug-2005 | My wife was pregnantLarry goes to see his travel agent.
"Hey Larry, going away on holiday again?"
"Yes but I need to ask for something different"
"Go ahead ask me"
"You know last year you suggested Hawaii and when I returned my wife was
pregnant"
"Yes but..."
" And the year before you suggested Bermuda and when I returned my wife was
pregnant"
"Yes but."
" And the year before that when I went to Bali and when I returned my wife was
pregnant"
" Yes"
"Well! Could you suggest something cheaper this year so that I can bring her
with me?"
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