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| Posted by Jessie Adam on 13-Aug-2005 | Dessert yellingQ: If someone was to kick a guy in the desert between the legs, how would they sound?
A: Like a wolf howling for a while!
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| Posted by Ashley E. Who Cares on 13-Aug-2005 | Chicken jokewhy dont chickens wear underware?
because their peckers are on their face
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| Posted by Wes Bundy on 13-Aug-2005 | Remoteok there is this guy and he is having problems going to the bathroom ,so he goes to the docter and he says hey doc look can you help me out or what . so the doc puts his hand up the guys but and pulls out a remote. man no wonder why i always farted the volume on the tv went up,
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| Posted by lily lily on 13-Aug-2005 | Rocket scientistsQ: what did the left knee say to the right knee?
A: Check out those nuts there launching off a rocket.
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| Posted by Blonde Joker on 13-Aug-2005 | Your mom and the staplerone evening a leg was eating a mongoose when a armadilo decided to piss on the mongoose. after long hours of careful anticipation he pissed off and kicked a shoe.the shoe said arnt you a bastad and the leg replied eye i know i am and the moral of the story is if you a leg and you kick shoes and piss on mongooses you are a bastad and you are scotish!
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| Posted by Danny T. Hoberg on 13-Aug-2005 | Life saversA rep. from life savers was doing a study on the new flavor. honney life savor. he went to a local elm.school and handed out strawberry cherry lime and honney flavored life savers to the kids in the class. after they ate on he would ask the kids what flaver they were. for the strawberry they all said strawberry and for cherry they saie cherry and for lime they guessd lime. but they all had a problem whith the honey flavored one. the rep said " i will give yall a hint. the flavor is something your mom calls your dad." just then a tot with a horrible look on his face cries out" oh my god spit it out there ass holes.
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