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| Posted by Rachel S. Weissman on 09-Aug-2005 | Dick FaceOne day a kid was walking down the street and was getting all of these funny looks.He waent to his girlfriends house and her mom ansered the door.She screamed and said that he wasn't aloud to see her any more.When he went home more people were starring and laughing.As he walked to his room his mother said that he had to go to the doctor. He didn't know what she meant. When they got there the nurse got them in right away. As they were waiting for the doctor he glanced in the mirror.
"Oh shit my nose looks like my dick but bigger!" The Doctor came in and said that his body was making up for not being big in the pants.
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| Posted by Bec on 09-Aug-2005 | boner boyOne day ryan kent went over to his girl friends house to watch t.v. When Ryans girl frined got really close, he got some led in his pencil and got emberresed becouse his pants started to stick up. Now he was really embarresed because his girlfriend asked him what it was. He said that it was a banana he had been saving to eat. His girl friend said ok, but im hungry arent you, can i have a bit of the banana.Ryan said that it was a pencil and his girl friend said ok, but i need to finish some home work will you help me.So her and ryan went up stairs to do some homework.Then thay went up stairs and he pulled down his over alls and his girl friends eyes get big and she says" holy shit thats the littlest thing ive ever seen". Then she slappes it and said i had to do some homework and eat a banana, not look at a little worm.
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| Posted by nikki engelmann on 09-Aug-2005 | head nurseQuestion-If you go to a hospital how would you know witch one was the head nurse????????
Answer- The one with the dirty knees....
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| Posted by Norske Swen on 09-Aug-2005 | The teacherOne day, it was actually the first day of school and there teacher could not make it so a sub was asigned the job. And this sub just happened to be a blonde. The sub was mad because she had the craving to rip off her boyfriends head off for cheating on her. So in the heat of the momment the teacher said everyone who wants to fuck me please stand up and all the boys stood up then the teacher had relized what she had said but she really needed this so one by one the a boy was called in the closet and was fucked. At the end of the day the teacher said every boy who is happy please stand up and they all stood up the next day there actual teacher came back the boys waited for the question when ther questiopn did not come up a boy stood up in the middle of the class and said treacher when are you goiung to fuck us.
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| Posted by Robbie Wilson on 09-Aug-2005 | Snotty NoseMy name is Delores, and I have a Snotty Nose! All my friends tell me to grab tissue, but I say NO! I do not think that is necessary! I think my cousins best friends brothers sleeve looks much softer! so I blew and I blew and I mean I BLEW! And beleive me, I have not blown my nose for 8 years! thanx for listenin!
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| Posted by Julia A. Lundberg on 09-Aug-2005 | 12" dickif a 12" dick was coming out of your forehead would you see it? no the balls would be covering your eyelids.
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