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| Posted by Ted Hampson on 13-Aug-2005 | DICK-MANSo you got a dick enhancement then you take a look the surgeon made it smaller.
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| Posted by jen on 13-Aug-2005 | On fireQ 2 gays are having sex, the house catches on fire which one gets out first ?
A the one on the bottom cause his shit is all ready packed
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| Posted by Miles T. Cronin on 13-Aug-2005 | Moments of ViagraHappy moments, praise Viagra.
Difficult moments, seek Viagra.
Quiet moments, worship Viagra.
Painful moments, trust Viagra.
Every moment, thanks Viagra.
To read more of such type viagra Humour visit the site at:- http://www.viagrapunch.com/viagra_humour.html
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| Posted by Kent O. Smith on 13-Aug-2005 | Roses are red.Roses are red, Lemons are sour, So spread your legs, And give me an hour.
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| Posted by Marco The Great on 13-Aug-2005 | Grandpa,s heart atackonce there was a little boy at the hospital because his grandpa had a heartattack.
litlle boy: grandma how did gramps have his heart atack
grams: well me and grandpa still do it
littleboy: ok
grams: so when we do it we do it to the church bells
little boy: ok
grams: whin the church bells go ding grandpa goes in and when the church bell goes dong grandpa comes out
little boy: oh ok
grams: but the ice cream truck went by and they went ding! ding! ding! ding! ding! and grandpa was trying to keep up.
little boy: oh
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| Posted by Dappa D on 13-Aug-2005 | Paying back moneyThere is a husband an wife in the shower and the doorbell rings the wife gets out puts on her robe and goes to answer the door it is the husbands best friend so instead of bothering the husband she talks to him herself
Out of no wher the man says i have $100 if you let me see your boobs the woman really didnt want to but was desprate
Then he says i have aanother $100 if you let me touch them desprate she says ok
Then he says i hav another $200 if you let me rub my face in them she says ok
then he leaves
the husband comes out becuase he was wondering what was taking so long and the wife says oh bob just stoped by and he said oh did he leave the $400 he ows me?
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