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| Posted by Lady Jedi on 09-Aug-2005 | dicks,willys,penus,pa man said 2 a girl suck my dick she said suck my penus and he laughed then he said suck my penus so she walked up to him pulled his pants + underwear and she sucked them so never say suck my dick suck my penus or they might do it
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| Posted by Jared Simons on 09-Aug-2005 | big stuffthere was a girl who had the most sexy dick and tits there was a guy who had the most sexy dick and they got married naked showing there big stuff and there babys had big stuff 2
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| Posted by NY on 09-Aug-2005 | Newly-wed couplethis newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have sex: wife: before we do this i have something i have to tell u husband: were married now u can tell me any thing wife: im flat chested husband: i dont believe u..prove it so she takes off her shirt husband: holy shit i never seen a smaller chest, but i have something i have to tell u too wife: were married now u can tell me any thing husband: im "weighed like a baby" wife: i dont believe you prove it so he takes off his pants wife: i thought u sayed u were weighed like a baby?? husband: i am 6lbs 7ounces!
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| Posted by Stoney R. Sims on 09-Aug-2005 | Lesbian DinosaurWhat do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Answer: A lick-A-lotta-puss.
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| Posted by Charlie Nielsen on 09-Aug-2005 | Difference Between M1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.
6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.
9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage.
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| Posted by Michelle Robertson on 09-Aug-2005 | toystory sexwhy didnt the pig in toy story wanna have sex? his cork kept falling off!!!!
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