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| Posted by Shelly D. Goss on 14-Aug-2005 | dictatoran old man and an old women were goin to a costume party but
couldn't think of a costume. the old women thought that a snack
would help her think. so she went into the refrigerator and it
came to her. a great idea for a costume. she grabbed something
out of the fridge and went into the bathroom. she told the old
man that her costume would be perfect for the party. she came
out and to the old man's surprise her whole costume was just
made out of a lemon. in attempt to make a better costume than
the old lady he went into the fridge. he pulled something out
and started to make his costume. minutes later the old man came
out and his whole costume was made up of a potato. the old women
was shocked and she asked him what he was doing. he replyed "if
you can be a sour puss, i can be a dick tator.
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| Posted by mj van wat on 14-Aug-2005 | What are you in here for??
There was two little boys in the hospital ready to
undergo surgery. (lets call them Jimmy and Billy) Jimmy asks
Billy,"What are you in here for?" Billy answers,"Im going to get
my tonsils taken out." "WOW," says Jimmy, "my sister got her
tonsils taken out and she had to eat ice cream for a week." Then
Billy asks Jimmy,"What are you in here for?" Jimmy replies,"Im
going to get circumcised."So Billy says,"Oh no, my parents told
me i got circumcised when i was born, and i didn't walk for a
year."
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| Posted by joke on 14-Aug-2005 | the magic mirrorangie was looking into her mirror naked after sex and she said
aloud
"i wish my boobs were the same size as pam andersons" then
suddnly her boobs grew
"wow" she shouted and ran to show her boyfriend.
he came running up to the mirror and said "i wish my dick
touched the ground" and the next thing he new his legs fell
off!!!!
hey-hey plz rate my joke
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| Posted by Mike smith on 14-Aug-2005 | man and three nunsa man and a woman were having plaesure in a car. the man got
hungry and bought two snickers. hewalked out of the store and
saw three nuns,so he jumped in front of the bushes.one nun saw
his pee wee and said a snack machine, so she threw some money on
the ground and pulled on his penis and threw out one of his
snickers, the second nun does the same and he threwout his his
second snickers.the third nun does the same and she says ooo!
hand creme.
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| Posted by 2COOL on 14-Aug-2005 | the newfy that couldso there's 3 men an american a japanise guy and a newfy all
working on a 400 ft. building there on the top floor and it's
lunch so they pull out there lunches the american said if i
get a salomie sandwich 1 more time i'm jumpin...he opened it up
took 1 look and jumed to his death the japanise guy said if i
get sushi 1 more time i'm jumping ..he took 1 look at his lunch
and jumped the newfy says to himself if i get a reeses peices
again i'm gonna jump he took 1 look and jumped later on at the
burial of the 3 men the american man's wife said..oh if only i
hadn't packed a salomie sandwich the japanies man's wife say
only if i hadn't packed sushi and the newfy's wife says well
what am i supposed to have greif about my husband packs his own
lunch
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| Posted by donald a. scott on 14-Aug-2005 | The chicks cry RapOne night a guy was driving in the woods until his car broke
down.He was now walking in the woods,but then he stopped because
he say a cabin.He went up and knocked on the door.A man answered
the door.The guy asked the man if he could spend the night.The
man said yes as long as he dosent go near any of his three
daughters.The guy ok.Later that night the guy was walking down
the hall.A girl came out of one of the doors.She is the oldest
daughter.(18)She asked the man to help her with something.The
guy said he couldnt because her farther said he cant go near
them.The girl said,if you dont I will spread red ink all over my
sheets and say you rapped me.So he helped her.When he came out
he went down the hall even more.Then the middle aged daughter
came out.(14)She asked the man to help her with something.The
guy said he couldnt because her farther said he cant go near
them.The girl said,if you dont I will spread red ink all over my
sheets and say you rapped me.So he helped her.He came out and
saw the youngest daughter down the hall.He walked over to
her.She asked the man to help her with something.The guy said he
couldnt because her farther said he cant go near them.The girl
said,if you dont I will spread green ink all over my sheets and
say you rapped me.He said to the girl isnt it suppose to be
red.She said,when i am older because right now my cherry isnt
ripe yet
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