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| Posted by lauren h. houston on 12-Aug-2005 | Did santa give you that?a little boy was ridding his bike when an officer on a horse stopped him.
the officer asked:
\"little bot did santa give that bike?\"
the liitle boy looked up at him and smiled,
\"He shore did!\" the boy answerd.
The officer wrote him a ticket and sayed
\"Next time tell santa to put reflectors on it.\" the little boy sayed,
\"mister did sant give you that horse?\"
\"he shore did.\" the officer replied
the boy grinned and sayed
\"next time tell santa to put the dick under the horse instead of on top!\"
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| Posted by Sara Silvestri on 12-Aug-2005 | Hellen Kellerhow did hellen keller brake her arm ? : she tried to read a stop sign going 50mph
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| Posted by Blondie B. Kewl on 12-Aug-2005 | Rude Little JimmyThere was a little boy called jimmy who was 1 year old and his grandma and grandad were coming for lunch.his dad was in the kichen with jimmy carving the chicken jimmy asked him what he was doing his dad cut him self and said shit. so jimmy went up stairs to his mum who was her make up jimmy asked her what she was doing she went wrong and said fuck.jimmy went down stairs for a while.About half an hour later his mum and dad were having a aguement his dad called his mum a bitch so she called him a bastard.After that his dad was putting up the coats jimmy asked him what he was doing the coats fell down and he sai crap.The doorbell rang jimmy awnsered and said hello bitches and basterds may i take your crap mums up stairs fucking and dads down stairs stairs shitting
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| Posted by roderick brown on 12-Aug-2005 | Britney Spearsone day britney spears and shaggy went on a date,then evrey1 heard a fart,SHAGGY:it wasnt me BRITNEY:opps i did it again
the next day it happend again and insted BRITNEY SAID:stronger than yesterday!!!!!!!
HA!HA!HA!HA!
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| Posted by sanoiker on 12-Aug-2005 | Poor jokesyou so poor you stole a tv dinner from savelot
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| Posted by Dave Heazlewood on 12-Aug-2005 | The Left or right?A guy has been searching through Afghanastan, looking for Osama Bin Laden, until one day he finds him in a cave.
The guy pulls out his gun, and says \"Which one do you want me to shoot off first, the left or the right?\"
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