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| Posted by Claire M. Ulrich on 09-Aug-2005 | Did You Enjoy the SeA man and his wife are in the bedroom one night and they've just finished having sex.
"Honey, did you enjoy the sex we just had?"
he asks.
"Yes, of course, Dear. Didn't you hear me laughing?"
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| Posted by Limp Biz on 09-Aug-2005 | On a PromiseMy brother was 'in with a promise' and so went into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms.
"That will be $1.08, please," says the clerk.
"What's the 8 cents for?"
asked my brother.
"It says one dollar right here on the packaging."
"Tax," replies the clerk.
"Gee," says the ditz, "I thought you just rolled them on and they stayed put."
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| Posted by Smoker Wiedman on 09-Aug-2005 | Sauna Magic TrickGary and John are in a sauna. Gary says to John, "Do you want to see a magic trick?"
John says "Sure."
"OK. Face away from me and get down on your hands and knees" John turns around and gets down on all fours.
"There," says Gary, "...does that feel like you've got a thumb up your ass?"
"Yes!" Replies John
Gary waves both of his hands in the air, "Magic!"
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| Posted by Jim L. Lezuch on 09-Aug-2005 | You Smell Good!This man went into a night-club and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by her self at the bar, he asked her to dance. She agreed and they took to the dance floor for a slow one. While they were cheek to cheek, the guy said "Your really smell terrific. What's that you have on?"
The flattered girl told him it was Chanel #5.
Then wanting to return the compliment, she said, "You smell good, too. What is it that you have on?"
"Well, I've got a hard on, but I didn't think you could smell it," the guy replied.
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| Posted by banana babe on 09-Aug-2005 | Flat TireA rich lady is riding along with her chauffeur when they get a flat tire. He gets out and starts trying to pry off the hubcap. After he struggles a few minutes, she looks out at him and says, 'You wanna screwdriver?'
He says, "Hell, We might as well. I can't get this freaking hubcap off."
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| Posted by jokekiller on 09-Aug-2005 | Always Been a DoubtA man is talking to his best friend about married life.
"You know," he says, "I really trust my wife, and I think she has always been faithful to me. But there's always that doubt."
His friend says, "Yeah, I know what you mean."
A couple of weeks later the man has to go out of town on business. Before he goes, he gets together with his friend.
"While I'm away, could you do me a favor? Could you watch my house and see if there is anything fishy going on? I mean, I trust my wife but there's always that doubt."
The friend agrees to help out, and the man leaves town. Two weeks later he comes back and meets his friend.
"So did anything happen?"
"I have some bad news for you," says the friend.
"The day after you left I saw a strange car pull up in front of your house. The horn honked and your wife ran out and got into the car and they drove away. Later, after dark, the car came back. I saw your wife and a strange man get out. They went into the house and I saw a light go on, so I ran over and looked in the window. Your wife was kissing the man. Then he took off his shirt. Then she took off her blouse. Then they turned off the light."
"Then what happened?"
says the man.
"I don't know. It was too dark to see."
"Damn, you see what I mean? There's always that doubt."
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