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():dirty jokes (1575): Did you hear about the guy that entered his...


Posted by Joshua A. Demmer on 07-Aug-2005

Did you hear about the guy that entered his...

Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
He got 16 months.

   

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():dirty jokes (1575): Another young gal from Hong Kong...


Posted by Judge Fu on 07-Aug-2005

Another young gal from Hong Kong...

Another young gal from Hong Kong
Said "I think you are utterly wrong
To say my vagina's
the largest in China
Just because of your mean little dong!"

   

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():dirty jokes (1575): One day a priest went into a public bathroom...


Posted by Globegirl Yeates on 07-Aug-2005

One day a priest went into a public bathroom...

One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While he was on the toilet, he heard moaning coming from the stall next to him. He stood up to look over, and there was little Jimmy, sitting on the toilet masturbating.

The priest was shocked. He told Jimmy that he knew what he was doing in there and that he should save it for marriage.

Little Jimmy agreed to this only because it was coming from a priest.

About a week later the priest ran into Jimmy at the mall and asked him how he was doing with his problem.

Jimmy replied "Great father, I've saved a whole quart!"

   

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():dirty jokes (1575): Never lie down with a woman who's got more...


Posted by North American on 07-Aug-2005

Never lie down with a woman who's got more...

Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.
   

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():dirty jokes (1575): Never argue with a women when she's tired...


Posted by Jennifer Tanko on 07-Aug-2005
Never argue with a women when she's tired...
Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.
   

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():dirty jokes (1575): Jean Pierre was having a costume party and...


Posted by frank a. magallanes on 07-Aug-2005
Jean Pierre was having a costume party and...
Jean Pierre was having a costume party and told all his friends that they must come dressed as an emotion.

The night of the party the doorbell rang and there stood Ann Marie dressed in black and she said "I am gloom."

A few minutes later the doorbell rang again. This time it was Hubert, dressed in green, claiming to be envy.

The third time the doorbell rang, it was Michelle, all dressed in red for rage.

The next time Jean Pierre open his door, there was Marcell, naked, except for a pear tied to his penis. "What emotion are you?" asked Jean Perre.

And Marcell simply answered "I'm fucking despair."

   

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