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():dirty jokes (1575): Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?... |
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| Posted by Valerie A. Galluzzo on 07-Aug-2005 | One morning recently...One morning recently
A young woman
Got out of bed
Slipped into her robe
Raised the shade
Uncovered the parrot
Put on the coffee pot
Answered the phone
And heard a masculine voice say:
"Hello, honey. My ship just hit port
And I'm coming right over."
So the young lady
Took the coffee pot off the stove
Covered up the parrot
Pulled down the shade
Took off her robe
Got into bed
and heard the parrot mumble,
"Kee-rist, what a short day that was!"
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():dirty jokes (1575): A ventriloquist was driving in the country... |
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| Posted by willow brunswick on 07-Aug-2005 | A ventriloquist was driving in the country...A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to
a
large farm. He asked for and was given a tour.
As he was shown through the barn, the ventriloquist thought he'd
have
some fun. He proceeded to make one of the horses talk.
The hired hand, wide-eyed with fear, rushed from the barn to the
farmer. "Sam," he shouted, "those animals are talking! If that sheep
says anything about me, it's a damned lie!"
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():dirty jokes (1575): Little Red Riding Hood was walking through... |
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| Posted by Maxwell Murder on 07-Aug-2005 | Little Red Riding Hood was walking through...Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to
visit her grandmother, when suddenly a wolf jumped out from behind
a tree.
"Ah-ha!" the wolf said, "Now I've got you. And I'm going to eat
you!"
"Eat! Eat! Eat!" Little Red Riding Hood said angrily. "Damn it!
Doesn't anybody fuck anymore?"
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