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| Posted by Dreamer on 10-Aug-2005 | Did you hear about the new sorority girl doll?Did you hear about the new sorority girl doll?
You put a ring on her finger and her hips expand.
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| Posted by Wookie M. Geiger on 10-Aug-2005 | What is a sorority girls mating call?What is a sorority girls mating call?
"I'm sooooooo drunk, I'm sooooooo drunk."
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| Posted by Buck weed on 13-Aug-2005 | If you love something, set it free...If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours.
If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.
If it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and never behaves as if you actually set it free in the first place, you either married it or gave birth to it!
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| Posted by Diamond D on 13-Aug-2005 | Birth Defect?A woman is resting after giving birth to her baby. The doctor comes in to her room, and he says, "I have something to tell you about your baby."
The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby, Doctor? What's wrong?"
The doctor says, "Well now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite."
The woman says, "A hermaphrodite.... what's that?"
The doctor says, "Well, it means your baby has the... er... features...of a male and a female."
The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh my god! You mean it has a penis, and... a brain?!"
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