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| Posted by luvlygirl on 14-Aug-2005 | Didn't Order a HotdogTwo gentlemen are driving down the interstate and decide to stop
at a Truck Stop for dinner. They sit at the counter and when the
waitress arrives, both gentlemen order hamburgers.
The waitress promptly goes to the freezer, pulls out two
patties, and places one each under each arm. When asked what the
hell is going on, she calmly explains that they have no way to
defrost the patties since the microwave is broken.
One man says to the other, "Boy, I'm sure glad I didn't order a
hotdog."
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| Posted by hiyayaywhopee on 14-Aug-2005 | Need to Go to the BathroomOne day I was wating for my train at a train station. All of the
sudden I had a real urge to take a crap. So, I was about to go
to the bathroom when the train came.
On the train I sat next to a really hot guy. He started talking
to me so I didn't go to the bathroom. Then he invited me to go
over his house. I had to say yes.
Once inside his house I gasped, it was HUGE! Then he said he had
to change. Finally, I had a chance to go crap. I looked and
looked for a bathroom but I couldn't find it. Then I turned
around and saw that there was a bathroom about 10 feet away!
I felt so week but I walked and walked to bathroom. When I was 3
feet away from it I saw a dog. It was a big dalmatian showing
off it's fangs. I could't reach the bathroom, so I had to thing
of another idea.
That's when I got the perfect idea! I decided to crap on the
floor and the guy would think the dog did it. So that's exactly
what I did.
2 minutes later the guy came back. He asked me what smelled. I
said that I didn't know (although I did) So we looked around to
see what smelled. We passed the hallway that the dog was by. So
I said "Look! Your dog pooped! That's what smells!" He looked at
me strangely. "That can't be!" "Why?" I asked. "That's a stuffed
animal..." he replied.
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| Posted by valerie on 14-Aug-2005 | Most Embarrasing DateA young couple entered in a most embarrasing date contest and
won by a mile. Here is their stroy:
Two young people, Dave and Diane, were set up on a date to go
sking in the mountians. They were driving up the mountian side
and Diane had to use the washroom. "Can't you wait until we get
there?" Dave asked. Diane waited. A little while later, Diane
couldn't hold it any longer, "Either you pull over or I go in
your car!" Dave pulled the car over.
Diane got out and leaned against the fendor while taking a whiz.
When she was done, she was horrified to find her butt frozen to
the fendor. She sheepishly called Dave. To their disgust, they
agreed that the only way she could be freed was if Dave peed on
her butt to thaw it out. The embarrased couple's plan worked,
and after that date they never saw each other again.
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| Posted by Aseidy Jhan on 14-Aug-2005 | Hide the dogOn preparing to return home from an out of town trip, a man got
a small puppy as a present for his son. Not having the time to
get the paperwork to take the puppy on board, the man just hid
the pup down the front of his pants and sneaked him aboard the
airplane.
About 30 minutes into the flight, a flight attendant noticed the
man shaking and quivering. "Are you OK, sir?" "Yes," said the
man, "But I have a confession to make. I didn't have time to get
the paperwork to bring a puppy on board, so I hid him down the
front of my pants."
"What's wrong? Is he not housebroken?" "No, that's not the
problem. The problem is he's not weaned yet!"
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| Posted by JenReo on 14-Aug-2005 | Horse & ChickenA horse and chicken were playing near a pit when the horse falls
in. The Horse says, "Help, Help, go get the farmer!" The chicken
says, "I've got a better idea." So the chicken goes and gets the
truck and pulls out the horse.
The next day the horse and chicken were playing by the pit and
this time, the chicken falls in and says, "Help, Help go get he
truck!" The horse says, "Now I've got a better idea. Grab my
dick and I'll pull you out." So the chicken grabs hold of the
horse's dick and the horse pulls out the chicken.
The moral of the store is if the have a big dick you don't need
a truck to pick up chicks!
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| Posted by NINER on 14-Aug-2005 | IndiansTwo indians were being chased by buffalo. One indian puts his ear to the
ground and says, "Buffalo come!"
The other indian said, "How do you know?"
The indian replied, "Ear sticky!"
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