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| Posted by Slider1489 on 12-Aug-2005 | Difference Between A Man and WomanA man and a woman were in 2 different cars. The man was going up the
mountainside. The woman was going down the mountainside. Then the
woman yells out - "Pig!". The man then yells back - "Hoe!" They both
continue on, until the man smashes his car into a pig!
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| Posted by The Truck that TALKS! on 12-Aug-2005 | BrainsA man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.
So the nurse takes him to the brain transplant wearhouse.
On one side of the shelves are lined with brains marked $500.00 each.
On the other side the shelves are lined with brains marked $200.00 each.
The brainless man asks why the price differece.
The nurse points to the $200.00 brains and explains that these are female brains, so they've been used.
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| Posted by Rick J. Stoner on 12-Aug-2005 | Rule of ThumbThe phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
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| Posted by Jase A. Bryant on 12-Aug-2005 | Talking DirtyIf a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you call a woman talking dirty to a man?
$3.99 a minute!
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| Posted by Bob Jones on 12-Aug-2005 | Cyclones!Why do they name cyclones after women?
Because they start off as little blow jobs and end up taking the whole house!
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| Posted by polishpistol on 12-Aug-2005 | Four WordsFour words guaranted to destroy a man's ego:
"Is it in yet?"
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