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():love jokes (2491): Difference between a vulture and your mother-in-la |
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| Posted by bubba joe on 10-Aug-2005 | Difference between a vulture and your mother-in-laWhat is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law?
Vultures wait until your dead to pick on you.
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():love jokes (2491): Mother-in-law's picture on the milk carton. |
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| Posted by missee d. on 10-Aug-2005 | Mother-in-law's picture on the milk carton.Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law's
picture on the milk carton.
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| Posted by Pussy Licker on 10-Aug-2005 | Punishment for bigamy?Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
Two mothers-in-law.
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| Posted by Hididoe on 10-Aug-2005 | To kill50th wedding anniversary in Armenia:
Grandpa, you lived with Grandma so long. Tell me the truth: Did you ever have
the desire to leave her?
To leave? - Never. To kill - yes.
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| Posted by ART PAUL on 10-Aug-2005 | Much betterOne guy asks another:
"Did you have a chance to sleep with my wife yet?"
"What are you saying? I would never even think about such things."
"Well. You might want to. She is much better, then yours."
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| Posted by Brandi Bender on 10-Aug-2005 | The fugitiveWhy did you escape from prison? - a policeman asks the fugitive.
wanted to get married.
Heh. You have quite the strange view of freedom.
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