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():battle of sexes (734): Difference between getting a divorce and getting.. |
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| Posted by Kristi Burchfield on 10-Aug-2005 | Difference between getting a divorce and getting..Q. What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised?
A. When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!
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| Posted by The Truck that TALKS! on 10-Aug-2005 | Very moment for their callQ. Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment
for their call. Who are these women?
A. Women working at 900 numbers.
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| Posted by Jeremy A. Overton on 10-Aug-2005 | Daily Timings10:00 Wake up
10:02 Oral sex
10:10 Big breakfast
11:30 Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous babe with big hooters
2:15 Enormous lunch
3:15 Oral sex
3:25 Play sports with the guys
4:30 Drink beer with the guys
6:30 Meet Claudia Schiffer
6:40 Oral sex
6:50 Huge dinner, more beer
11:00 Full on, get down, gorilla sex
11:10 Sleep
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():battle of sexes (734): What's a man's idea of helping with the housework? |
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| Posted by Serena N. Tsukino on 10-Aug-2005 | What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?Q. What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?
A. Lifting his legs while you vacuum.
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| Posted by Rubber Ducky on 10-Aug-2005 | Where is the best place in a bookstoreQ. Where is the best place in a bookstore to find a man who is handsome, a
good lover, and a stimulating partner?
A. In the pages of a romance novel.
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| Posted by chicky pie on 10-Aug-2005 | How is a man like a used car?Q. How is a man like a used car?
A. Both are easy to get, cheap and unreliable.
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