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| Posted by CxHxExRxRxRxY on 10-Aug-2005 | Difference between government bonds and menQ. What is the difference between government bonds and men?
A. Government bonds mature.
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| Posted by Little Angel Me on 10-Aug-2005 | Man??™s idea of helping with the houseworkQ. What??™s a man??™s idea of helping with the housework?
A. Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
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| Posted by Erhan Eryurt on 10-Aug-2005 | Difference between a man and E.T.Q. What??™s the difference between a man and E.T.?
A. ET phoned home.
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| Posted by Alison Barnes on 10-Aug-2005 | psychoanalysisQ. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
A. When it??™s time to go back to his childhood, he??™s already there.
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| Posted by IgLoO gRrL on 10-Aug-2005 | God say after he created manQ. What did God say after he created man?
A. "I can do better than this."
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| Posted by Andrew B. Mclean on 10-Aug-2005 | How do men define a 50-50 relationship?Q. How do men define a 50-50 relationship?
A. We cook/they eat; we clean/they dirty; we iron/they wrinkle.
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