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| Posted by Mafia on 10-Aug-2005 | Differences between sexesQ: If A woman of 35 think of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
A: Dating children.
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| Posted by Will F. Murray on 10-Aug-2005 | A Husband's Moment of RealizationA woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months,
yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for
her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through
the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business
failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the
house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my
side... You know what?"
??? What dear?" She asked gently.
??? I think you bring me bad luck."
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| Posted by katy m on 10-Aug-2005 | Dogs and husbandsQ: What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A: After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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| Posted by samuel h. duham on 10-Aug-2005 | Eye contactQ: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
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| Posted by AcOuStIcFlAmEs on 10-Aug-2005 | Sleeping with menQ: Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
A: Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
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| Posted by Christina M. Ashworth on 10-Aug-2005 | Thinnest book in the worldQ: What is the thinnest book in the world?
A: What Men Know About Women.
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